That’s an
unusual header right... weird as it sounds; it is simply the annoying,
irrelevant, stupid, unusual, irritating, infuriating, aggravating, provoking
and senselessness of the guy code I’ve experienced. The masculinity pact are series of cliches that go
on without saying, they guide the activities of a real homeboy in association
with his peer. In a typical masculinity pact you would see stuff like:
- If you’ve got a female friend with a relationship based strictly on the benefits; you don’t talk to her every day, you don’t fall in love, you don’t call or text her after a beastly penetration.
- One of the most criticized pact pertains to Feminism; where no male should date his friend’s Ex-girlfriend, crush or relative, and never ask your homeboy’s girl to create a hook up for you and her friend. This pact is however void if your homeboy has another girl.
- As similar to the pact of forfeit when a friend is not contributing to your life or the “growth of your existence” rather pulling you down in every little opportunity that presents itself, just to be seen as the better individual; they are disqualified from the “bro hood” and seen as a stool-pigeon.
- As similar to the pact of fight a bro fight shouldn’t extend for more than 24hrs, after each fight none of the parties should discuss the previous fight with a third party.
- Letting my girl sleep over at your apartment; though you claim nothing happened is an act of ripping to shreds of the masculinity pact.
- You cannot be nice to my girl without my express approval. An act that makes this void is a disruption of the masculinity pact.
- The highest level of the disregard of the masculinity pact is grabbing or toiling with a “bro’s” penetration firearm for fun.
- Let’s talk about the masculinity pact in relation to farting; never talk about it for fun, never deny it regardless of how deep the stench exist and be civil enough to walk to a discrete location to let it go.
- Never stalk a girl; ask her out and if she refuses to oblige let her go, never ever take a selfie of your penetration firearm for whatever purpose; be it personal or for whatever female entanglement purpose.
After a deep
research I found pointers of being effective in the masculinity pact and I
kind of practice some if not partially all ;)… I try to be warm and strong for
others to lean on, even if I feel low-slung and incapable, I’m pushed to
"act like a man," and be the one who is self-reliant and resolute for
my friends, I use to think I could crowd my pals with so much love but I have learn over the years that there is nothing like an overdose of love rather I learn to ensue moments of playful closeness and emotional sharing regardless
of my doggedness and I am not ashamed to express my love to all openly, I try
to be indifferent, stable and independent, and never show weakness regardless
of the odds presented with, I have personally decided to use my “macho,
high-energy, and violence” attribute to give any one that crosses my path or my
palls hell; I will never talk about my achievements except to encourage others
as I humbly wear a mask of coolness no matter what. If you break one of these you
break all and you are termed a “sissy”, girlish, and bitchy; then without
sympathy you are ostracized from my masculinity pact.
