This taught keeps consuming me….. A million plus copulation liquids
ventured towards my mom’s womb… these includes the supposed reincarnated
George Washington, Me, Isaac Newton, John the Baptist…. I can even
remember seeing Adam, his gal Eve and the host of other legends in the
past.
There was a dispute for whom to come out first…i was the popular demand but these issues were raised against me.
Why me?… He is going to piss himself in kindergarten when asked to count from one – five.
He will whack his childhood crush because she wrote him a love letter…How pathetic!
He is going to be an oral class clown in High school who dodges
class comprehension to play with girls behind the school workshop…..
In college he is going to be at his worst….. He saw an aged teaching
assistant who missed his step and fell down; he gave a grand laugh
before remembering to say “Oga sorry Oh” and still laughing…….. He also
lost the most prized firestorm in his course group as a result of
self-importance…..so damn awkward!
What kind of chap will insist on songs by freaks like the Five
fingers death punch, The Queens of Stone Age, The Hollywood Undead…..He
is not fit to be chosen!
While these resolutions rose to an extreme…. All I could remember was
actually laughing at them when I saw myself in this planet….. I could
remember mummy saying hey ma little angel Awwwww!! He’s smiling…..
Nothing gives someone so much advantage over another (even the
unborn) as to remain focused, cool and unruffled under all
circumstances…. I’m sure that gave me the lead!
